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OK… I very tentatively put this up here. My voice is not at its best right now because… Well, frankly, this song is a bitch to sing and I don’t have a wispy little girl’s voice like Carly does, but this is my version of, “Call Me Maybe,” but instead, it’s based on our wonderfully amazing God of Mischief, Loki Laufeyson. I was gonna make a video with, like, clips from the movie and shit, but that’s time consuming. So, yeah! Here it is!

I am a god; that’s a fact,
I came through the tesseract,
I destroyed SHIELD in a sec,
And now I’m on my way.

I’d trade my soul just to rule,
A planet with lot’s of fools,
Who think that freedom is cool,
And, yeah, I’m on my way.

The scepter I’m holdin’,
Will destroy the Earth you’re knowin’,
Waiting for the door to open,
Then I’m gonna call my army.

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I’m from Asgard.

My name is Loki.

 

And all the humans,

Don’t obey me,

But I am a god.

So, kneel before me.

 

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I will kill you,

If you don’t praise me.

 

And I will destroy,

Midgard maybe.

So, get on your knees,

And call me Loki.

Nick Fury has plans to call,
The Avengers to brawl,
Hulk will smash me like a rag doll,
But the joke’s on them.

The god of mischief and lies.
They’re in for a big surprise,
‘Cause I’ve got someone on my side,
And we’re bound to win.

Thanos was sayin’,
We will win this game we’re playin’,
I will be the king of Asgard.
I’d like to see Thor try and stop me.

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I’m from Asgard.

My name is Loki.

 

And all the humans,

Don’t obey me,

But I am a god.

So, kneel before me.

 

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I will kill you,

If you don’t praise me.

 

And I will destroy,

Midgard maybe.

So, get on your knees,

And call me Loki.

Before I came down to this place,
I wasn’t so bad,
I wasn’t so bad,
I wasn’t so, so bad.

Before I came down to this place,
I wasn’t so bad,
But now I’m real bad.
What will you do about that?

And all the humans,

Will obey me,

‘Cause I am a god.

My name is Loki.

 

Hey, I just met you,

Now kneel before me,

Or else I’ll have to,

Call my army.

 

And all the mewling quims,

Try to change me.

But I’m from Asgard.

So, call me Loki.

Before I came down to this place,
I wasn’t so bad,
I wasn’t so bad,
I wasn’t so, so bad.

Before I came down to this place,
I wasn’t so bad,
But now I’m real bad.
So, call me Loki.